College Students : " There are no dirty laundries, just clothes with unpleasant smell"

For me college life is about sniffing stuff to tell which things is still good or not, clean or dirty, and good to eat or eatable. 

I am not a rich college student. I come from a small town and live in Jakarta by myself to attend college. My parents give me enough money to live here (which is always spent on chips, chocolates, and movies). I am that kind of person who use the laundry money to buy foods with hope I will be motivated enough to do my own laundry. The real thing is, I never have any energy left in me to do such a thing!
I mean I have lots of free time (since I am introvert as fuck and don't find the fun in hanging out so I prefer lock myself up in the house and doing fun things by my own), but those times ARE NOT for doing laundry, baby.
I am having a mountain of dirty laundry in front of me right now. The mountain itself is made of t-shirts, leggings, shocks, sweaters, bras, undies, jeans, skirts and just dirty clothes. I think half of my wardrobe is there. Sometimes when all the clean clothes are gone, I go to the mountain and sniff the clothes one by one in searching for the one with the most less-smell on it (never do this to undies and bras tho, I wash them with my own hands everyday so I will never get the clean ones gone).